So you're headed to the grocery store to pick up a few of the essentials. You know, bread, milk, some baloney, a jar of peanuts, a 12-pack of Grain Belt Longnecks. Only the things you truly need to survive.
You come strolling out the store into the parking lot, and you see it...
A second grader has an older brother who served in Afghanistan, so he decided that he too wanted a “high and tight” haircut. His school has a problem with that.