ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Ben Kuhns is just some guy on the internet. He is a wannabe writer, and his wife thinks he's funny. He writes for Results-Townsquare Media in Sioux Falls South Dakota.
Ben Kuhns

If You Remember Freedom Rock You’re Definitely an 80s Kid
Here, preserved for all future generations, is all the information you need to know to get through life:

The 6 Types of Drivers You Deal With Every Winter
For all the responsible people who drive safely in the snow, there are those who either pay no attention to the weather or, even worse, think the snow is the time to get wild.


Do You Remember The Extra 'Rudolph' Lyrics?
Those lyrics are so engrained into my mind that I have to shout them out with glee every time I hear the song. Much to the chagrin of my Christmas music-loving daughter.

Holiday Shopping: Why Does It Matter If Stores Stay Open?
But, don't demand that people give up paying hours so you can feel some moral superiority today and then trash their stores tomorrow.

Not Feeling Jolly? These 7 Cynical Christmas Songs Are Perfect
It's Christmas music season again, and I need to find some music more in line with my aging Generation X mindset.

14 Quirky Gripes Only People from South Dakota Will Understand
But, even though we all love our state, there is room to complain. Plus, complaining is fun.

What If a Nuclear Bomb Fell on South Dakota’s Largest Cities? Here’s the Science
Thanks to the internet, we can satisfy some morbid curiosity and see what kind of destruction could happen.

I Hope I Never Meet Comedian Paul F. Tompkins – Let Me Explain
Paul F. Tompkins is a very funny comedian, actor, and performer, and I hope I never meet him. OK, let me backup, here. A statement like that needs some context.

A Runza Restaurant Should Replace Sioux Falls' Eastside Denny's
Did you know the eastside Denny's closed? That means that spot is up for grabs. Here is what should go there now.