Tasha thought she would have a chance of escaping a bear attack if she were with me. Her thinking was that all she would have to do is outrun me and the bear would leave her alone. As it turned out she would be the one who gets eaten, or at least get the Hugh Glass treatment.

For the record, neither of us is quick.

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