This made me laugh. An Australian morning radio jock did a stunt where she tried to get a magpie to attack her while riding a bike. The first try with branches didn't work. The second try with no branches and two eyes drawn on the back of her helmet worked perfectly.

I don't know what bird around here we could entice to attack Tasha, but I'm certainly open to suggestions from the waterfowl hunters, or anyone else for that matter.