Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Kid Rock: ‘Justin Bieber Is the New Vanilla Ice’ [VIDEO]
Kid Rock expressed his true feelings about miniature Canadian pop stars this week while appearing on the Howard Stern show, saying Justin Bieber is in store for a "long ride down."
Ed Sheeran + Selena Gomez May or May Not Be Hooking Up
In what may turn out to be an actualization of Justin Bieber's worst nightmares, new reports indicate that a newly single Selena Gomez has embarked on a romance with English crooner Ed Sheeran.
Chris Brown Says He Has a First Amendment Right to Make His House as Ugly as He Wants
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
Paula Deen Rather Matter-of-Factly Copped to Being a Big Ol’ Racist
Last year Paula Deen was sued by the former general manager of the restaurant she owned with her brother for offenses including inflicting emotional distress with her offensive racial comments.
Now, in a recorded deposition, she's pretty much admitted the latter accusations are true.
Aisha Tyler, Handed the Wrong Envelope at the Daytime Emmys, Recovers Like a Boss [VIDEO]
Things got a little awkward at the Daytime Emmys on Sunday night, when Aisha Tyler was handed the wrong envelope while presenting an award for Outstanding Informative Talk Show -- and handled it like the consummate (and hilarious) pro she is.
Miley Cyrus Is Still Engaged + Throwing Shade at Amanda Bynes [AUDIO]
Miley Cyrus heard the rumors swirling about a possible hook-up with Justin Bieber, and she's none too pleased. So she's apparently taken to calling into radio shows to set the record straight.
Justin Bieber + Miley Cyrus May or May Not Be Hooking Up [VIDEO]
In a chain of events that some feel brings to mind the harbingers of death in the book of Revelation, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were spotted canoodling at a Los Angeles hot spot over the weekend before leaving together.
Take That, Europe: Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Might Be Moving to France [VIDEO]
Kanye West has done his best to avoid both most of the Kardashian clan and the paparazzi, occasionally losing brain cells in the process. But with no results, he's been forced to up the ante -- possibly relocating squeeze Kim Kardashian and their daughter Khristy to France.
John Malkovich Helped Save a Man’s Life
We all know it's pretty awesome being John Malkovich, but this weekend it got pretty heroic, too, after he saved a man bleeding to death on a Toronto street.
Karma Catches Up with Simon Cowell as He’s Pelted With Eggs on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ [VIDEO]
Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.