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Justin Bieber Steals a Paparazzo’s Camera, Continues His Rapid Descent into Thugdom [AUDIO]
Justin Bieber is back to his old tricks again, flipping out on a paparazzo for doing his job and ordering his goons to steal the man's camera like a respectable artist would.
John Travolta Is Crashing Weddings Now [PHOTOS]
Seems John Travolta can't get enough early summer lovin,' because the actor made a surprise appearance at a Georgia couple's wedding after a chance meeting with the duo the night before.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
Jennifer Lawrence Is the Hottest Mutant Ever in Her Blue ‘X-Men’ Body Makeup [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Jennifer Lawrence was spotted on the set of 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' in full mutant mode, and she's never looked better (or bluer).
Rob Thomas, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Denise Richards + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 3) celebrities were hot, rocked out, dissed Northwest omelets, got egotistical and analyzed reality television.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Nose Jobs and Gay Slurs and Slapfights, Oh My
Amanda Bynes continued her long, snowballing descent into the comfortable walls of a padded cell this weekend, talking about plastic surgeries and picking all sorts of fights.
Pink, Carly Rae Jepsen, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 30) celebrities had possible skin issues, talked to fans, needed help, assaulted strangers and ruminated.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.