Who Walks a Snake?

So I'm bored, looking for stuff to talk about on the show tomorrow when I hop on Reddit and find a post entitled 'Just walking my snake.' Despite my pathological fear of snakes, but because my common sense tells me I can't be injured by a pic on the Internet, I clicked it.

There it is! Some toolbox out walking his 18 foot serpent! Wait, he's not walking it, he's slithering it. Or is he "walking it" because he has to walk while it slithers? Doesn't matter. It's unnatural and when it crushes and eats him he will wish he had just killed it while it was sleeping on the couch.

I'd rather have a colonoscopy while wearing a Snuggy and watching 'The Notebook' in the middle of a sold out Arena than do what this jack wagon is doing.