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Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made the 'Maxim' Hot 100, at #69.  The top five ladies are Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence.  A surprise on the list is 'Today' show host Hoda Kotb at #79.

I wonder if Kathie Lee is jealous.  She will just have to drink herself to sleep tonight.

Randy Jackson will not be back on 'American Idol' next season.  He said, "To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on 'Idol' I have decided it is time to leave after this season."

Allow me to translate, "I know the show is getting overhauled next year and I'd be out on my butt anyway so might as well bow out gracefully than be forced out."  We will miss you dawg.

Yesterday on the 'Today' show, Martha Stewart met her two online suitors.  One was a filmmaker named Stan, and the other was a steel trade executive named Larry.  Martha will go out with both of them, and Matt Lauer will provide updates on 'Today'.

When did 'Today' turn into a dating service?  Doesn't Matt Lauer have more important things to do like force one of his co-hosts off the show.  I still love you, Ann Curry.

Fox has picked up Andy Sandberg's sitcom about two "mismatched" police partners and a comedy by 'Family Guy' creator Seth Macfarlane that stars Seth Green.

Are all the Seths in the world just getting together and starting some kind of club at FOX that people with other names aren't allowed in?

E! Online says that Fox is bringing back '24' for a limited run, and Kiefer Sutherland will be back.  Fox hasn't confirmed it, but so-called 'sources' say it's a done deal.  '24' ran for eight seasons before its finale in 2010.  Fans had hoped for a movie, but that idea was scrapped.

I suppose if this is true then my Seth conspiracy theory is put to shame.

Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong referred to 'Gangnam Style' rapper Psy as, quote, "The herpes of music."  But Psy doesn't mind.  He responded, quote, "I think it's really cool . . . thank you."

I suppose Psy is just excited to get his name in the press again.

The 'Great Gatsby' remake with Leonardo DiCaprio hits theaters this weekend, along with a new comedy from Tyler Perry called 'Peeples'  starring Kerry Washington.

I'm actually really interested to see the new 'Great Gatsby' for two reasons: 1. I love Leonardo DiCaprio 2. I love director, Baz Luhrmann.  Baz directed two of my other favorite movies, 'Moulin Rouge' and 'Romeo + Juliet'.  Love him. Plus, who could forget his epic 1999 spoken word classic, 'Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)'.