I've always had a strange attraction to Michael Bolton. I used to really like guys with long hair and was devastated when he cut his, but now I think he's sexier than ever!

Of course, I would love it if Rick Springfield would sing 'Happy Birthday' to me, but since I don't think that's in the cards, a Michael Bolton serenade is a close second.

American Greetings has teamed up with Michael Bolton to create an epic personalized birthday card. You choose the recipient's name with 800 to choose from and there was even a 'Karla!'

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find my name on anything!  It was like this was meant to be.

Then you choose the day and month of the person's birthday and a message.  I chose the message 'You are a fine ass woman today,' because I know that's what Michael would say to me if he met me.

You can either preview the card or send it to your friend.  You will be laughing for hours!

Just an FYI, if you plan on sending the card you'll need to sign up for an account and they'll want billing information before you can have a free trial, but you can cancel at any time during the free trial.