Introducing the Bra Dryer

The other day my wife asked me to throw the clothes from the washer into the dryer. She made a point to make sure I didn't throw her bras in the dryer.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because I don't want them ruined," she replied.

Now there's a solution, and it looks like futuristic boob body armor.

The Bra Dryer 2.0 will safely and quickly dry your bras. The look of it is pretty artistic too. It costs between $150 and $200 and will dry bras in sizes A through H.