Helicopter Dispatched To Snowy Mountain To Hide Giant Phallus Drawing
This may be the most remarkable story of 2023. No, I'm calling it now, this is and will be the best story of the 2020s.
Photos covered the internet this weekend after ski resort guests in Alaska woke up to their beautiful mountain view suddenly containing a giant penis drawn in the snow.
We've all done it in our friends' driveway or backyard. You shuffle your feet to 'draw' whatever you want in the snow. Sometimes it's a heart, sometimes it's a c*ck and balls.
It turns out, the artist or artists used the cover of night and the light of a full moon to scale the 3,000-foot mountain to draw the dong, which has to be at least 20 feet wide and over 150' long, judging by the photo of the 'cleanup crew.'
Oh yeah, that's right, the resort manager was so not-happy about the masterpiece of a drawing that he sent a rescue helicopter with a crew to go up and kick the snow around so that you couldn't tell it was ever a peen.
It's one of those things where some people would notice and some wouldn't but once you throw a helicopter in the mix of things, their involvement immediately directs all attention to the drawing and its destruction.
Here's the view from the resort, showing the view of the mountain spot known as 'Tea Cup Bowl' at the Alyeska Resort in Alaska.
These are the harmless types of pranks we can't get enough of, and neither can the internet.
"Looks like patrol went up to rub it out," westteixmen commented.
hughesflyfishing commented on the post, "Tea cup bowl has been changed to tea bag bowl."
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