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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Kanye West’s Baby. Clearly, the Mayans Were Off by a Few Days.
Despite a report just a few days ago in which friends claimed Kim Kardashian isn't pregnant, her rep now says she is.
And of course Kanye West is the proud baby daddy.
Lady Gaga Sang With the Rolling Stones + Probably Blew a Lot of People’s Minds
While I love Lady Gaga, I often get irritated with her because her penchant for walking around with live ocelots on her head obscures the fact that she's a mad talented vocalist. Ask most people if she can actually sing and they probably wouldn't even know.
But the Lady can wail. And she proved it at a Dec. 15 appearance with the Rolling Stones.
Yes, Kanye West Wore a Skirt. Everyone Calm Down Already. [PHOTOS]
At Wednesday night's 12-12-12 benefit concert for Hurricane Sandy victims, Kanye West stepped out from the shadows of being Kim Kardashian's boyfriend and seemingly raided her closet for a stage costume that consisted of a leather skirt and leggings.
And everyone lost their collective fecal matter.
Kate Middleton Is Pregnant. There Goes the Neighborhood.
The tabloids have speculated for months now that Kate Middleton has a royal bun in the oven -- and, like the proverbial blind squirrel who eventually gets the nut, they're finally right.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She Claims She Never Hit Anyone + Another Famewhore Hires Gloria Allred
Yeah, it's Saturday, and normally celebrity news is super slow on Saturdays. But the one-woman maelstrom known as Lindsay Lohan never takes a day off.
Jessica Simpson ‘Accidentally’ Got Herself Pregnant Again
The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs.
At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.
Angus T. Jones Publicly Apologizes to ‘Two and a Half Men’ Overlords
Angus T. Jones, who until Monday was known mainly as "that kid on 'Two and a Half Men,'" has had quite a busy week.
First he implored people not to watch his show anymore because it's "filth," and then his mom said she was worried he'd been sucked into a cult. Now, not even two days after the whole brouhaha began, Jones has realized which side of his $350,000-per-episode bread
Jenny McCarthy ‘Cougar Rapes’ Justin Bieber Because That’s Totally Appropriate
Not long ago, Jenny McCarthy was rubbing against trees in a way even the most staunch environmentalists would oppose. But these days it seems she's found an actual human being to molest -- namely, Justin Bieber.
President Obama + McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed [PHOTO]
President Obama welcomed the US ladies' gymnastic team -- aka the Fierce Five -- to the White House on Thursday, and while they were there, he couldn't pass up the opportunity to pull his best "not impressed" face alongside McKayla Maroney.
Channing Tatum Chosen Sexiest Man Alive [PHOTO]
Last week we told you rumors were swirling that Channing Tatum was set to become the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive -- and it looks like those rumors were true.