Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Heartwarming Baby Elephant Rescue May Leave You In Tears
The folks at the Amboseli Trust for Elephants in Kenya got a call that a baby elephant had fallen into a well. So they went out to rescue her. We know it seems like a lot of sitting and watching people try to wrap some rope around an elephant, but it's worth it for the big finish...
‘Charlie Bit My Finger’ Kids Surface in Ragu Commercial
It's been a good year for the 'Charlie Bit My Finger' kids. First they got their own show, and now they've starred in a commercial for Ragu. We were kind of hoping it turned out pasta sauce was why Charlie tried to eat his brother's hand. Turns out, their online success just depresses them both so badly they have to drown their sorrows in spaghetti...
News Reporter Eats Cat Food, Harasses Doorman to Tell Story
When Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff wants to prove a point, Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff is going to prove a point. In this video, he eats cat food to prove that even animal byproducts from a can taste better than the food Meals on Wheels was serving to seniors...
Man Herds Cattle With PA System
There's not a whole lot to do when you live in the country. It was really only a matter of time before somebody came up with this idea, and then only a short amount of time after that for somebody to film it and put it on YouTube.
‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Starts Charity ‘Dare’ Campaign
Laina Walker, AKA the Overly Attached Girlfriend, has decided to take the internet fame she's made and use it for good. So she's started a video campaign called "Dare to Share." This month she's raising money for Surf Camp -- a surf camp for kids with autism. Since the video was posted yesterday she's raised $12,000 of her $50,000 goal.
Conan Spoofs Brad Pitt’s Ridiculous Chanel No. 5 Ad
Brad Pitt has made an ... interesting commercial for Chanel No. 5. Did we say "interesting"? We meant "what is going on here?" Conan O'Brien decided to poke a little fun at the ad on his show last night. It's so ridiculous he didn't have to change much to make a joke. See the original below if you don't believe us.
The Best ‘Walking Dead’ Premiere Memes and More
Last night was the premiere of the third season of 'The Walking Dead,' which you probably knew. Unless you have Dish (we'll get to that). Everybody was appropriately excited for the show, except for the people who don't watch it (we have something for you too) and the people who don't like it (something for you too). Here are the best 'Walking Dead' memes on the web, plus one excellent gif. Becaus
Watch Felix Baumgartner’s Jump From the Edge of Space
In case you completely avoided all contact with the internet yesterday, Felix Baumgartner's jump from 128,100 feet about Earth was a success.
Honey Boo Boo Hops in the Ring at Pro Wrestling Show
Aaaaaand just to get your weekend started off right, here's a video of Honey Boo Boo hopping into the ring at a pro-wrestling show. The show was held by the Georgia Independent Wrestling Alliance, and the Thompsons happened to be guests. Apparently (but not surprisingly) they've been going to pro-wrestling events since before being catapulted to fame...
VP Debate Gets Autotuned With Hilarious Results
Much like the presidential debate from last week, the debate between vice president Joe Biden and Paul Ryan has also received the ol' autotune treatment. Unlike the presidential debate song, which was frankly a little creepy -- this one is pretty funny...