Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kaley Cuoco Moves On With Tennis Player Ryan Sweeting as Henry Cavill Finds His Own Lady
'Big Bang Theory' actress Kaley Cuoco may have already moved on from her possibly staged and brief relationship with Superman Henry Cavill, having been spotted out with tennis player Ryan Sweeting on August 2nd and 3rd.
Barack Obama Celebrated His 52nd Birthday With Some Swagger [PHOTOS]
Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, celebrated his birthday yesterday (August 4), and boy, did he do it with style!
Jamie Lee Curtis Injured in Car Accident, Jodie Foster Comes to Her Rescue
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis got into a nasty car accident yesterday (Aug. 1) -- one that was bad enough that she had to be taken away in an ambulance. But not before pal Jodie Foster was able to swoop in like Superman to come to her aid.
Yes, this is a real thing that actually happened.
Beyonce, Jay Z + Blue Ivy All Have Matching Timberland Boots, And It’s Adorable [PHOTO]
As they say, the family that wears matching footwear together stays together, which means that the Carter family is in it for the long haul. Even if no one actually says that and we just made it up.
Miley Cyrus Says She Isn’t Really a Mess – This Is Just How 20-Year-Olds Are Supposed to Act
Twerking monster Miley Cyrus, who can't seem to stop much of anything these days, defends herself in a new interview by saying people in their 20s are supposed to be a mess because that's the point.
It's cool, you guys. Real life apparently doesn't start until you're 30.
Simon Cowell Quite Possibly Knocked Up a Friend’s Wife
Cantankerous reality show mogul Simon Cowell now has even more to yell about, because it's being reported that a friend's wife is pregnant with his child. Yikes.
Demi Lovato is going to have a field day with this.
Jimmy Fallon Puppet Masters Brian Williams Into Rapping Marky Mark’s ‘Good Vibrations’ [VIDEO]
News anchor Brian Williams hasn't slow-jammed the news with late night host Jimmy Fallon in a while, but that doesn't mean Fallon has forgotten about him.
In fact, by combining Williams' random clips from 'NBC Nightly News,' Jimmy and his staff were able to make Brian rap without any effort on his part whatsoever.
Sorry, Rihanna: Katy Perry is Done Saving Celebrities From Themselves
There was once a time when pop star Katy Perry would stick her neck out for her celebrity pals, but then being a nice person who helped others ended up being all for naught -- so she's given up her righteous ways.
Thanks a lot, Rihanna. Way to ruin it for everyone.
Jay Z’s ‘Performance Art’ Now an HBO Film With Judd Apatow + Alan Cumming [VIDEO]
Jay Z (formerly Jay-Z) recently lip-synced the song 'Picasso Baby' off his new album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' in a gallery for six hours straight and called it "performance art." Now you can call it something else: an HBO film entitled 'Picasso Baby: A Performance Art Film.'
Bonus: Much like 'Hot Tub Time Machine' or 'Snakes on a Plane,' you immediately know what it's about.
Lindsay Lohan Plans to Drop Her Poisonous Friends When She Leaves Rehab
Lindsay Lohan will be a busy girl when she leaves rehab: She has an interview with Oprah, a high-paying docu-series on tap, and a career to revitalize.
That doesn't leave a lot of time for socializing -- but it's probably for the best since she may be dumping the vast majority of her friends anyway.