Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher + Mark Hamill Set to Appear in New ‘Star Wars.’ Maybe. (Definitely.)
Whether you hate or love the idea of more new 'Star Wars' movies (we know, those prequels put the fear of God in you), at least some exciting news has arrived for everyone: Original main cast members Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill have already signed on for the sequels.
At least according to George Lucas, who can't seem to stop stealing everyone's thunder.
January Jones Isn’t Really Denying That She Got It On With Liam Hemsworth [VIDEOS]
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth may or may not be on the rocks. Miley recently stepped out without her engagement ring, and now January Jones, the 'Mad Men' actress with whom Liam allegedly got bizzy at an Oscars party a couple weeks ago, has thrown lighter fluid on the fire by refusing to deny the hookup happened.
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Jennifer Lawrence Was Awesome Even Back When She Was Bullied as a Kid
Jennifer Lawrence may be a well-loved Oscar-winner now, but as a kid, the other chicks didn't like her so much. Probably because some of those same endearing, human qualities she has now that we love so much made her the odd girl out back then.
Little did those bullies know they were noogying a future Academy Award winner.
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Sofia Vergara Wields Machine Gun Boobs in ‘Machete Kills’ Movie Poster [PHOTO]
For director Robert Rodriguez's newest film (that, as with all his movies, will either be hated or become a beloved cult classic) 'Machete Kills,' he took Sofia Vergara's impressive rack and made it into a metaphor for sexuality as a weapon.
By covering up her real breasts in sheets of metal and illogically turning them into machine guns.
And you thought Katy Perry's whipped cream bra made no sens
Jane Lynch Fabulously Raps Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ on ‘Conan’ [VIDEO]
After doing a Nicki Minaj song for her TV show 'Glee,' actress Jane Lynch showed off just how adept her rap skills are on the March 4 episode of 'Conan.'
When urged to perform an encore of Minaj's hit 'Super Bass' (which will appear on an upcoming episode of 'Glee'), Lynch did not disappoint, immediately launching into the first verse for Conan O'Brien and his delighted audience.
Miley Cyrus Says Her Engagement Is Still On, But She’s ‘Taking a Break’ From Social Media
Miley Cyrus' claims that she and fiance Liam Hemsworth aren't on the rocks are getting harder and harder to believe. Especially when she goes out in public without her engagement ring after rumors flew recently that her husband-to-be cheated on her with January Jones at an Oscar party.
Selena Gomez Is Done With ‘Toxic Toddlers’ Like Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never ever get back together. In fact, thanks to his immature ways, the 20-year-old performer reportedly wants her next relationship to be with an older man.
Chris Brown Went Ballistic Over a $10 Parking Fee. As You Do. [VIDEOS]
Chris Brown and parking lots just don't mix. Or rather, Chris Brown and mundane social situations do not a good time make. This time around, Brown flipped out on a valet who was just doing his job by asking for a small parking fee.