The Midnight Writer

Zach Hodskins, a 6'2 Junior for Milton High School in Georgia, was born with just one arm. That didn't stop him from becoming an insanely good basketball player. His highlight reel shows he can do just about anything on the court. This makes us feel awful about our athletic ability...

Need a reason for complete strangers to stare at your head, point, and yell "I think I see him!"? Then you, my friend, have issues.

Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $5M watch for his birthday, but don't worry, you're pack of homemade IOU coupons is still totally a neat gift idea.

Are you looking for a video with junk food, video games, terrible Australian accents, internet cheat codes, reading, more accents, hernias, Zelda, chocolate, Webster, veggie chips, Ron Paul, pickles, cursing at a TV screen and casual cannabis usage...

The Urban Shredder from Hot Wheels looks like every kid's moist dream and every parent's biggest nightmare.

We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining. We'll dummy up the words and let this woman's butt tell the entire story...

We've all seen the commercial and imagined what's on that video. Is she solo? Is she with another hot mom? Is she with his best friend? Wow, that would be a crappy way to break the news. What else we've always wondered is "who's that hot mom...

Remember that time you got super drunk, duct taped couch cushions to your body and smashed into things around the house like a human pinball? You don't? Well you were super drunk so that doesn't shock us.

In case you've been living on a line to buy an iPhone 5, the new…wait, that wouldn't make sense. The iPhone 5 is out. It's sure to make the lives of everyone who purchase it at least 16.3% easier. The larger screen is gonna assist someone in finding the cure for cancer. Bank on it.