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Go Here: The Spam Museum in Minnesota
A visit to their website will tell you that "few experiences in life are as meaningful and meaty-filled as those you’ll have at the magnificent SPAM Museum." Such a grandiose claim is enough to pique our interest.
Watch This Hilarious Mashup of ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Argo’
We're big fans of the video mashup, especially when it combines two things that should never, ever be combined: Like Kevin McCallister and the Iranian hostage crisis, for example.
Go Here: American Visionary Museum in Baltimore
This museum dedicated to self-taught artists is not your typical stuffy art museum -- I guarantee you won't be bored.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Go Here: World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Kansas
Cawker City, Kansas may not be a thriving metropolis, but they've got one claim to fame: The city boasts the World's Largest Ball of Twine, and it grows bigger every day. What? I'm confused too, but I love their dedication.
Go Here: Santa Claus, Indiana
As the Holidays get closer, decorations are popping up everywhere we look. In a little town in Indiana, though, it's Christmas all year long, and it's a little weird.
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
Was Diane Sawyer Totally Drunk Last Night?
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.
Watch This Weatherman Get ‘Happy’
This weatherman thinks he's just reporting on Tropical Storm John, and seems to be oblivious to his growing tropical storm boner.
Considering a Tattoo? WTF, Why Not, We’ll Help
A tattoo should really be an expression of something you're passionate about. Need a few pointers before picking your ink? No worries, we're pretty good at this sort of thing.