So some genius over at Animal Planet thought a show about sloths would be a great idea.
What the heck are they thinking?!?!
Sloths creep me out! Even in the promo for this show, the sloth walking across the street gives me the willies, and the sloths showing their large talons at the camera make me shiver with disgust...
The world had a big ol’ laugh when Kristen Bell turned into a crying mess after laying eyes on the first sloth she ever saw that wasn’t separated from her by metal bars or an unbreakable sheet of glass. The internet might have had some fun at her expense, but if they bothered to look up some of these amazing and astounding facts about sloths, they might have been the ones crying into their hands o
Some crazy person at Buzzfeed.com put together this list of '20 Reasons Sloths Have It All Figured Out'. I don't know why anyone would say nice things about sloths. I think they are creepy and weird and ugly.
I have such an irrational fear of sloths that I can't believe I actually scrolled through this list and looked at all these sloth pictures...
Here's a nice, unsettling thing to look at: "Sloth-facing," also known as "Quasimoderping." Basically, you just move the eyes around a picture until it looks like a sloth and you are laughing/scared. It's pretty big on the internet right now, thanks to Redditor treverhaas, whose album of sloth-faced celebrities picked up some steam.
Of course, subreddit /r/quasimoderp have been
We love sloths. There's no question. But we can't spend all day looking at them online-- sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we've taken sloths and given them everyday jobs, so we can imagine the people we have to talk to are sloths while we're talking to them. Th