Jeff wants to know why he can't get Mountain Dew when he goes on a trip. Why it isn't at hotels? On planes? Or restaurants? And why do servers push Sprite?
Imagine now, if you will, taking both the elements of a Dorito and a Mountain Dew, and combining them into a Dorito Flavored Mountain Dew drink called Dewritos.
Today is my day of birth. I turned 28 today. I don't know if I should admit that now because down the road I might want to lie about my age and now I can't because there will be evidence.