Minnesota crime

"We are extremely fortunate that this incident ended without violence and the only loss being a slice of ham."

I was very surprised to see the list of the Top Stolen Cars in Minnesota. I would have thought it would have included newer cars?

A Minnesota motorcyclist was pulled over doing 144 mph in a 65 zone. You'll never guess what he gave as an excuse for why he was going at this extreme speed.

Is that your wand, or are you just happy to see me?