funny

The video has gone SO viral, already, that he has had companies making shirts with phrases that he said on air.

For the longest time I thought that I'd imagined the existence of this pizza, but thanks to the internet, I found that I wasn't crazy.

Not to be a Grinch but I haven't even purchased nougat-filled Halloween candy, Octoberfest sample packs, or anxiety therapy yet.

Where oh where have the old outhouses gone?

They said it couldn’t be done. But I’ve managed to find the Holy Grail of sweet candies. Three root beer flavor Bottle Caps in a 3-pack.

Gentlemen, work on that stand-up set. Men who are funny are better in bed. That's right funny men are can satisfy a lady the best; science says so!

Are you new to Sioux Falls? Or do you just want to blend in better? Well, look no further my friend. I have, right here, your Basic Sioux Falls Starter Packs.

If you were a kid in the 1980's, you had to have one of these. That is, if your parents could get one. It seems like every year there's one item that every kid just has to have. I imagine it was the same when I was growing up (Not a Gen X'er here, more of a Baby Boomer), and is still true today...

What if you gave a trial and the jury didn't show up? In Winston-Salem someone forgot to mail notices to the 1,700 or so prospective jurors.

I don't know what these people are talking about. What magical pre-tech era are they nostalgic for? If we had Smartphones then we would been on them too.