Starbucks Says NO COFFEE for YOU
Despite what you may have read on soclal media, Starbucks will NOT be giving discounted drinks and food to undocumented immigrants next week.
Fake News
Giant Cat Hired by City
Sioux Falls Mayor Mike Huether announced that he has hired a giant cat to hunt and kill mice in city hall.
SF Sparrow Murdered
A Sioux Falls sparrow was found dead on Monday on the awning of the front entrance to a radio station. Jack Sparrow may have been killed in an avian turf war.
SF Leaf Falls, Dying
A leaf from a Sioux Falls maple tree is furious that he will be dead before fall.