The Worst Pizza Shops in Minnesota According to One Bite Pizza Reviews

Even if you aren't into sports, I think most people have at least heard of Barstool Sports. It's a big sports blog that as been around since 2003.

The founder and owner of Barstool Sports is a guy named Dave Portnoy. With a successful sports blog that's at the level of Barstool Sports, you'd think the guy has a lot of money. And you'd be correct. Finance Monthly says this year Dave's estimated net worth is $150 million.

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So he has the money to do almost any of the fun things he wants. If he wants to go to Disneyland every week he probably could afford to. And if he wants to sample pizzas across the country and make a blog out of it for fun he could afford that too.

And that's kind of how One Bite Pizza Reviews was born.

Dave Portnoy's One Bite Pizza Reviews

My understanding is that Dave started One Bite Pizza Reviews for fun. Now it has a huge following and he's reviewed pizza shops all around the world but mostly in the US.

When he's traveling for Barstool Sports is typically when he'll stop by a bunch of shops to try their pizza, but he hits up restaurants at other times too.

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One Bite Pizza Reviews in Minnesota

Dave hasn't paid a visit to a Minnesota pizza restaurant in a couple of years so I think he's due to come back, but when he has been in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, you know he sampled some pizzas.

There were some pizza shops that he loved, but then there were some that were misses.

So let's take a look at the ones he ranked the LOWEST out of the pizza shops he's reviewed here. Then at the end we'll take a peek at all of the pizza shops he's been to and how he ranked them.

"One bite, everybody knows the rules."

The Worst Pizzas in Minnesota According to Dave Portnoy

Let's look at Dave's 5 worst reviews for Minnesota pizza shops. We'll go from the best of the worst to the worst.

Dulono's Pizza in Minneapolis - Dave's Rating: 6.3

Hello Pizza in Edina - Dave's Rating: 6.2

Pizza Lucé in Minneapolis - Dave's Rating: 5.3

Fat Lorenzo's in Minneapolis - Dave's Rating: 4.1 - His big complaint was how floppy the pizza was.

Cheetah Pizza in Edina - Dave's Rating: 3.4 - He didn't like this pizza AT. ALL. Also, according to Google Maps, it's now closed.

Honestly, a rating above a 6 isn't THAT bad, but Dave's favorite Minnesota pizza spot gets an 8.3! You can check that out below with the full list of places he's been in Minnesota.

Also, in case you're curious, the highest rating a place can get is a 10 and only one place has ever gotten that: Monte's Restaurant in Lynn, MA.