Top 18 Funniest South Dakota St. Patrick’s Day jokes!

Do ya need a good joke or two on St. Patrick’s Day? These should get ya a chuckle!

1. How do you spot a South Dakotan at a St. Patrick's Day party? They're the ones wearing a parka over their green shirt.
2. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.
3. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock.
4. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short.
5. What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs.
6. Why did the leprechaun turn down the job offer? He only wanted to work in a sham-rock band.
7. What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con.
8. How did the Irish Jig get started? Too much to drink and not enough bathrooms.
9. Why do leprechauns make great secretaries? Because they are good at shorthand.
10. What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy Long Legs.
11. How do you know if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter.
12. What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? St. O'Claus.
13. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? Because he couldn't afford the plane fare.
14. What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? A leper-con.
15. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
16. What do you call a clumsy Irish dancer? A jig mistake.
17. Why do leprechauns giggle when they run? Because the grass tickles their shamrocks.
18. What's an Irish person's favorite type of music on St. Patrick's Day? Sham-rock 'n' roll.