Religious Zealot Praises Angus T. Jones + Names a Slew of Celebrity Satan Worshipers
By now, youâve heard more than enough about Angus T. Jones â aka Jake from âTwo and a Half Menâ â and his videotaped religious outburst about what âfilthâ the show that pays him $350K an episode is.
And the story isnât over yet.
Zealous religious people are always looking for a good pulpit from which to share their inspirations, so it wonât surprise you that an apparent whack-job and fellow fan of Jones’ pal and videotape co-star, ForeRunner Chronicles evangelist Christopher Hudson, has come out of the woodwork in support of the actor.
The aforementioned loon, Michael McNamee, thought it was a good time to grab some attention, so he stuck his toe into the spotlight with an interview with Radar Online, which never met a loon it didn’t like.
In that conversation, McNamee prophesied that Angus, whom he does not know, is going to be a “guiding light for Hollywoodâ and that the actor âfelt the love of God and his spirit came over him like he was being hugged from the inside out. God really did turn his life around.â
âI do believe that in some cases they made a bargain with Satan in return for fame and fortune,” he mused. “I wouldnât say that every star has, but there are several in Hollywood who have done that.â
Lest you think this sounds racist because every single name he rattled off is a black performer, McNamee threw a white one in there too just in case: Katy Perry. “She comes from an Evangelical Christian background and her dad is a preacher [but] I think she is in the Illuminati now.â
Perry, Beyonce and the rest would probably be upset about this whole thing, but they’re likely too busy being rich and famous and trying to get their souls back from Satan.