Worst Smelling Gym Bag Ever?

This is the worst smelling gym bag experience I've ever had. I've had some stinkers over the years, but this one takes the rotten cake.

I usually sift through my bag at the end of each week looking for what garbage needs to be tossed, and what needs to be washed. My 7-month old German Shepherd, Rooster, is usually pretty interested in sniffing everything out.

• Messy Road Trip Adventure With Rooster the Puppy

Something about my gym bag was different this last Sunday. Since my dog wouldn't leave it alone I decided to empty it out so he could get over his curiosity.

My gym bag had been in my cold car all weekend with outside temps well below zero so my vehicle evidently acted like a refrigerator. I didn't notice any unbearable smell in the car, but when brought inside something was off.

My puppy waited with excitement as the clicking gym bag zipper revealed the aroma of grown man sweat, vomit, moldy cheese, rotten eggs, boogers, and skunk spray.

Inside my gym bag I had forgotten I put the Jelly Belly game BeanBoozled, and the jelly beans had spilled out all over the bottom of my bag.

BeanBoozled is a taste bud terror of a game played with Jelly Belly jelly beans that look similar in appearance, but not at all similar in taste. One bean is good the other is gross. The person eating the jelly bean only knows the flavor once they start chewing them.

Some of the similar looking Jelly Bean flavor combinations are:

Peach or Barf

Black Licorice or Skunk Spray

Juicy Pear of Boogers

Chocolate Pudding or Dog Food (which could explain my dogs interest)

My water bottle had also leaked just enough inside my bag to get the jelly beans sticking together and releasing their insanely awful aroma.

Beanboozled is a great game, but be careful when transporting these stinkers.