Today Natasha and I learned that people can be incredibly gross.

On Mondays we will sit down after the show come up with a few ideas for the show during the next week. She had mentioned how some woman had changed her kid's diaper in a dressing room at her part-time job and it stunk up the place. Rude, kinda funny, real life, it sounded like the beginnings of a great topic. Her idea being that we could talk about and get stories from people about the crazy or rude things people do in stores. This did not go as planned.

We figured we get stories about used pregnancy tests, half eaten or totally eaten food put on shelves, or maybe a gassy guy who walked down an aisle crop dusting the place. We received a few calls and texts along those lines. Overall, we were so wrong.

The most common phone call or text had to do with pooping, and not the person who just doesn't courtesy flush when they should. We heard something close to the same story over and over: person craps on the floor in the fitting room and/or maybe covers it with clothes, or smears it on the wall, or just intentionally missed the toilet all together, a seemingly minor offense.

What the hell is wrong with these people? Quit crapping on the floor of the store! If the person guilty of doing these gross things has a mental disorder, that's one thing. But if you're just a weirdo, knock it off, please!

Here are a few of the other strange texts and calls, not directly related to pooping on the floor:

  • I used to work at a tanning salon in town and on a daily basis people would Pee in the garbage can.
  • The urinal at my office was plugged with sticks, rocks, and womens underwear.
  • When I worked at Home Depot a little boy used one of our display toilets. So glad I wasn't working plumbing that day!
  • While we were at Walmart my husband was picking his nose and made his nose bleed. I was looking in my purse for a Kleenex but when I looked up he was already blowing his nose in a pair of jeans.
  • A couple weeks ago I was in Kohl's [and] a little kid sneezed. His mom took something off of the clearance rack and wiped his nose with it. Later after they left I grabbed the item off of the shelf and brought it up to the front desk and told him what happened so they could wash it and take care of the problem.
  • I work at a pawnshop/flea market. We've seen some nasty stuff. Chew spit in vases, cups garbage on shelves, snot tissues on the floor, the worst was someone poo'd themselves and used our merchandise in the basement to clean the mess.
  • A young girl probably 8 years old with her hand down the back of her pants DIGGING for gold then proceeds to run that same hand through all the wind chimes. Her parents were standing in front of my mom and I. It took everything in us not to bust out laughing - in disgust.
  • I worked at a store in the mall that sold only women's clothing. A girl went into the fitting room to try on some clothes and her boyfriend followed her in. We did not have any seating outside of the fitting room so it wasn't completely unusual that he went inside with her. However, after being in the room for quite awhile I checked underneath the door to make sure the room was still occupied. While doing this I saw that this young couple was engaging in some extracurricular activities inside of the fitting room. My co-worker actually pounded on their door and tactful told them that they needed to leave. I was mortified for them.

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