‘If My Ex Came With a Warning Label it Would Say ______’
Our weekly “Fill In The Blank Friday” this week was “If My Ex Came With a Warning Label it Would Say ______.”
Here were some of our favorite Facebook comments and texts from people in and around Sioux Falls:
Small parts could be a choking hazard!
Warning: My mom will hit on you. (It was weird.)
WARNING: No Volume Control. May Seem Loud .(all the time). Earplugs not included.
Contents may explode, sometimes violently. Do not drink when using this product. Death or dismemberment may occur.
Warning: will NOT work for food (or anything else)
Warning: this man is a total ass, approach with caution!
Warning: His mother will call you. Every. Day.
Warning: loves male attention and approval and will do ANYTHING to get it.
Not recommended for mature adults.
Caution: sperm donor.
Warning: Likes to share with other females.
Highly fertile: Keep a 10 ft distance to avoid pregnancy.
Warning: Contains high level of alcohol.
Batteries not included.