Mel and I came up with our own lists for the most romantic movies. She disagrees with four of my five, but I have good reasons for all of them.

5. Star Wars Episode IV: Return of the Jedi

Han Solo finds out that Luke and Leia are brother and sister, clearing the way for him to hook up with Leia in her gold bikini.

4. There's Something About Mary

Hilarious movie about a bunch of dudes all stalking Cameron Diaz. One even gets hives when he gets close. That's love!

3. The Rock

Nicolas Cage saves San Francisco and his pregnant girlfriend from certain horrible death from VX gas. Plus there's a bunch of awesome lines that dudes like to repeat. Like the one Sean Connery has about "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and..."

2. Die Hard

John MacLaine saves his estranged wife from terrorists at the Nakatomi Building. She almost fell out the window! Again, that's love! Yipee Ki-yay, Valentines Day!

1. The Shawshank Redemption

I don’t care what the movie list is, Shawshank is number one. Maybe not a romance, but a bro-mance. The most bro-mantic movie ever.