Top 5 Christmas Songs For People That Hate Christmas Music

Santa Claus and His Old Lady
The countdown starts with a trip with Cheech and Chong to St. Nick's world famous commune and the tale of 'Santa Claus and His Old Lady.' It came out a a single in 1971.
Jason and The Strap-Tones - 'I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus'
The title says it all. The song comes from the early 80s and the band broke up in like 85-ish. That's about all I know
'Christmas Dragnet' - Stan Freberg
Going back to the 50s for this Stan Freberg classic. I love the 'Dragnet' TV series and I am a sucker for a 'Dragnet' parody. Plus you can find all the 'cool' people using the code phrase: "Most folks call them green onions but they're really scallions."
Weird Al Yankovic - 'The Night Santa Went Crazy'
No Christmas music list (no list in general) is complete without Weird Al. This piece from 1995 is perfect for any jaded party guest.
RUN-DMC - 'Christmas In Hollis'
Perched high above all others is not just the greatest Christmas Song for people that hate Christmas music. But possibly the best Christmas song ever (non-church related category.) Not only will this song melt the frozen-est of frozen hearts, it lays out the perfect Christmas feast.



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