This Fish’s Final Revenge Is a Smack to This Kid’s Face

If this fish gets thrown back he is going to have the ultimate story.

"OK guys, there I was over near the dock. I saw a worm and I just had to have it. You know me I'm a bit of a worm-aholic. Plus, ever since Janice and I broke up I've been eating my feelings."

"Anyways, I go for the worm and suddenly there's a sharp pain in my mouth and I am being pulled up out of the water! Like i was caught in a current. Then this huge creature wrapped it's weirdly shaped fin around me and shoves some sort of pincer in my mouth. The pain was gone, but then I found myself on something hard, and I couldn't breath. There was NO water. Can you believe it. I know I've heard the stories about fish abduction, I didn't think it was real. But guys, I am here to tell you it is real! I was there, out of the water and surrounded by two of those creatures."

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"I laid there, my mind racing, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly the smaller of the creatures put what I can only guess was it's face near me. It was all flat and it's eyes were next to each other! I know weird right? I was seized by terror! I had to do something. So, I gathered all my strength and whipped my tail at the creature! Making contact I drove it away. The larger creature wrapped it's fin around me again and the next thing I knew I was back here; wet, breathing and by the dock."

"Fine! Don't believe me Gary. but it happened. I was there, and i warn you to never eat worms again!"