Things The Average South Dakotan Does Every Day

So do you think you are the average South Dakotan, Minnesotan, Iowan, or just American?

According to Wired magazine, these are the things average American person does every day:
– Smiles 20 times a day
– Stares at screens for 11 hours a day
– Sleeps 8.7 hours a night.
– Has 1.8 cups of coffee a day
– Use 80-100 gallons of water
– Pees 4-7 times a day
– Works 8 hours a day
– Spends 40 minutes on Facebook, 21 minutes on Instagram, 77 minutes on Tinder
– Exchanges 41.5 texts
– Checks their phone 150 times
– Lies 1.65 times
– Spends 46 minutes driving
– Spends 17 minutes exercising
– Sweats up to 1 quart
– You’ll touch your face 256 times
– You’ll lose 40-100 strands of hair
– Blink 21,600 – 28,800 per day
– Take 5,000 steps
– Consume 2,195 calories and 1.5 alcoholic beverages
– You’ll breathe 17,000 – 30,000 breaths
– Heart will beat 100,000 times
– You’ll curse about 80 times
– Laugh 20 times
– Watch 2.8 hours of tv
– Fall asleep in 7 minutes
– Have 4-6 dreams

I had no idea.  So are you above average.