These kids today with their office chairs and their leaf blowers. I can't believe it. In my day we had video games. Video games in our homes. We would gather around the TV and put the plastic cartage in the magic box. Inside, away from the evils of the sun and air, making a plumber bang his head on bricks.

In today's world, kids are outside playing on chairs. Getting propelled around with a leaf blower. What, don't kids have VCRs anymore? when i was a kid we could fill up an entire weekend watching stacks of VHS tapes. Has this kid even seen Major League or Spaceballs? and what about cable TV? I bet he's never seen a poorly edited version of Hot Dog, that ski movie, or even one episode of Small Wonder.

No, this kid is outside being creative. Isn't there a mall somewhere he could be hanging out in? What is the world coming to?

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