Ever since she was introduced in Iron Man 2, Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow has deserved her own movie. It'd be great! A James Bond-type thriller in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

If not that, then can I at least find a cup or T-shirt with Natasha Romanova on it. Or any action figures or posters. For the kids of course, not me. No, no, no, not me.

Anyways, thanks to SNL, our requests have not been addressed with the latest addition to the Marvel canon. We finally get the Black Widow romantic comedy that we've never wanted. We have all the cliches here: broken heels, 'fabulous' friends, a job at a magazine and the eternal struggle that defines all women: which man to choose.

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