The Man Cold is the term used to describe a man getting a cold and blowing it way out of proportion.

I should have known Andy would be out sick today when he described his cold as 'agon.y. Over-exaggerate much?

Well, his wife must have agreed with me, because she offered to send me a voicemail he left her during the midst of his cold. At first, I said no, but then I thought, "What is more fun than making fun of somebody when they're gone and can't defend themselves?"

So, alas, here is the pathetic voicemail and a special thanks to Jonny V for hooking me up with Andy's yearbook photo!


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