Taylor Swift’s Stalker Gets Off With Less Trouble Than Most of Her Exes
Taylor Swift‘s dumb, overused surprised face may actually be warranted today.
TMZ reports that a stalker who was found and apprehended on Swift’s property isn’t facing any criminal charges at all.
Jacob Kulke, 24, hopped a fence on Swift’s property in Nashville on Dec. 14. When cops got a hold of him, he explained that he was actually just Swift’s boyfriend and have ridden a bus all the way from Wisconsin to see her. (Apparently her actual boyfriend’s style is more on the private jet level.)
Kulke thought his presence was a gift for T-Swizzle’s birthday.
Why is Kulke getting off without trouble (wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble)? Apparently Swift doesn’t have any “No Trespassing” signs on her property … which means he can’t get into too much legal trouble for showing up uninvited.