Talk Like a Pirate Day Guide
Ahoy mateys! It’s Talk like a pirate day! Don’t be a landlubber and all hands on the poop deck and join us for the fun me hearties!
Here is a link to the Pirate Dictionary!
And here are some stupid Pirate jokes:
Why couldn’t the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn’t do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
How do pirates pick up prostitutes?
What’s a pirate’s favorite breakfast pastry?
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
Who is a pirate’s favorite Reggae ARRRRRtist?
What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
A pirate’s diet includes plenty of what?
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
Who is a pirate’s favorite singer?
Pirates surprisingly enjoy the music of who?
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
What do you call a really angry pirate?
What is a pirate’s favorite candy?