Doctors Remove 27 Contacts from a Woman’s EyeDoctors Remove 27 Contacts from a Woman’s EyeDid you hear about the woman who went to the doctor because she had something stuck in her eye? Turns out it was not one but 27 contact lenses!Chad McKenzieChad McKenzie
Another ‘Here Hold My Beer and Watch This’ StoryAnother ‘Here Hold My Beer and Watch This’ StoryIf this were a category on Jeopardy I would call it "Yes, you can get too close to a moving train."Chad McKenzieChad McKenzie
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with MistressImbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with MistressThe only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Firework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) BangFirework in a Printer Ends With a (Predictably Awesome) BangPrint. Copy. Fax. Explode. This printer can do it all.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small StaircaseIdiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small StaircaseAn ATV is not *all* terrain.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Lunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare HandsLunatic Destroys Wasp Nest With Bare HandsThere's being hands on and then there's, well, whatever the heck this is.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This 9-Pool Table Golf Trick Shot Is All Sorts of Legendary BananasThis 9-Pool Table Golf Trick Shot Is All Sorts of Legendary BananasYou will not see anything more incredible than this the rest of the year, which is probably how long it would take to replicate it.Townsquare StaffTownsquare Staff
Peeved Man Pays DMV Bill With 300,000 PenniesPeeved Man Pays DMV Bill With 300,000 PenniesThis is a hero for our times.Staff WriterStaff Writer
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible IdeaThis Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible IdeaIn the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
A Brit, a Bike, and Electric Fence Is Internet GoldA Brit, a Bike, and Electric Fence Is Internet GoldA couple of guys in England were out for a bike ride when they encountered a fence. An electrified fence.AndyAndy