Silly

I'm just a pulled pork sandwich sitting on the counter here in the office. Who am I, what am I doing here, what is my purpose?

Did famous explores Lewis and Clark used ancient alien technology during their journey across to the Pacific from 1804 to 1806?

That's right, do it and your body will continue to function.

I love Chinese food.  Sometimes when that craving comes I just gotta get some broccoli beef ASAP or my stomach will eat itself.  One of the best parts of ordering Chinese is the fortune cookie.  Sometimes they seem really ridiculous or outrageous...

This is what Andy's hair looks like straight. And now he is the lead singer of the boy band, One Direction!