When's the last time you had a good belly laugh? I mean to the point where you were literally in tears? A long time you say - sounds to me like you may be due.
I've always thought driving a bookmobile would be a fun thing to do after I retire. In fact, I can still remember the first time I visited the bookmobile.
On this National Pet Day, make sure you take some time today to reciprocate the pure and perfect love that your pet gives you the other 364 days of the year.
I've never quite understood why some people feel the need to clap when the plane lands. You do realize the pilot can't hear you, right? He's wearing headphones.