Jessica Simpson

Remember when Joe Simpson made all those creepy remarks about daughter Jessica Simpson's rack? And how you "can't cover those suckers up"? Turns out he might be right.

Pretty much everyone already knew that Jessica Simpson blew her deal with Weight Watchers by getting herself knocked up again mere minutes after shedding the weight she gained from her first pregnancy earlier this year. But for those of you who didn't know, now you have your confirmation.

No one can ever accuse Jessica Simpson of not being creative, especially when she confirms her rumored pregnancies. Earlier this month, word broke that the singer/actress/fashion mogul was already expecting her second child, even though she just gave birth to daughter Maxwell Drew, her first offspring, on May 1. Simpson confirmed the news on Christmas Day, with an adorbs photo of Maxwell dressed l

It's not easy to be Jessica Simpson: Sure, she's wealthy and gorgeous, but she has an underemployed groom-to-be, a Weight Watchers contract that's not going to work out so well and no real grasp of how the reproductive system works. Now she also has a dad who's really hungry for her cash, to the point of potentially depriving it from her fiance and baby.

Jessica Simpson presents a style conundrum. When she's on, she is on. But when she has a fashion blunder, it's bad enough to make national news. She has some serious strengths and heads a massive fashion empire that includes clothes, handbags and shoes -- but one might wonder how it can be worth $100 million when Jessica herself can't consistently dress herself well.

She may be the face of Weight Watchers for now, but the second Jessica Simpson starts blowing up with that pregnancy weight, she might be dropped like a sack of potatoes. And at around five Weight Watchers points each, that's a whole lotta potatoes.

The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs. At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson! The proud mama of daughter Maxwell Drew, born May 1 of this year, is expecting her second bundle of joy!

What do Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson have in common besides the fact that they are all hot, talented, desirable, blonde and have last names that begin with the letter "S?" Well, they are all share a political affiliation and are registered Republicans. True story.