horoscopes

Ben’s Totally Real Future Telling Horoscopes of the Future!
I recently learned that I have a connection to the spirits in Horoscope Land and they have given me the secrets of your destiny (between now and let’s say Sunday). I will now impart those secrets to you. It may take a second, my connection to horoscope land is dial-up and my video chat keeps …
Funny Fortune Cookies
I love Chinese food.  Sometimes when that craving comes I just gotta get some broccoli beef ASAP or my stomach will eat itself.  One of the best parts of ordering Chinese is the fortune cookie.  Sometimes they seem really ridiculous or outrageous...