Hero of the Day

I had a roommate in college who endlessly listened to Bone Thugs-n-Harmony's "Crossroads" over and over and over again. I thought about taking a knife to the CD, but never thought about stabbing him. A North Carolina woman would have cut my old roommate...

Robbery foiled by my number one cause of being late for work.

There's an entire generation that grew up believing Scrooge McDuck from 'Duck Tales' was THE model of wealth and opulence.  I mean, he'd swim in his giant money bin of gold coins!  He was ballin' before ballin' was ballin'. Anyway, back on July 13th, 21-year-old Tyquan Turner and 22-year-old Lorenza Christian of Hartford, Connecticut robbed a 25-year-old man named Miguel Rodriguez ...

My Hero of the Day for today isn't the actual idiot committing the crime. It was a witness to said crime. Because if you happen to be a witness to something scary I hope the first thing you think to do is call 911. I hope at least the fourth thing you think to do is tweet about the robbery...

A woman who was upset that her boyfriend didn't call her when he was on his break was arrested after she subsequently chased him with a knife. And she looks like Dave Musataine from Megadeth. Last Wednesday, Christopher Gamble had gone to a friend's house after work where his girlfriend, Minnie Kay Lutes, tracked him down and started yelling at him...

A man in New Mexico is not happy about a woman who keeps jogging by and dropping a deuce next to his house.

The mature response to any disagreement is vandalism, right? She thinks so.

CeCe Bruce had been working at a Steak n' Shake in Indiana for two years when she received the tip of a lifetime. After watching Bruce deal with some rude customers, a regular tipped $446 on her $5.96 check -- that's a 7,000 percent tip.

The lesson here: Don't rob people with MMA-like skills.

"You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!"