Think about how many memories can be made over a lifetime. This was an opportunity to capitalize on those recollections of people from the past.
I am blessed to say I still have my parents with me. However, my memories of their parents are of the second-hand variety...
This Father's Day, Dad doesn't want a fancy cocktail created by some ironically mustachioed mixologist wearing armbands and smelling of patchouli oil. He wants a man's drink. A drink that's mostly booze.
Finlandia Cheese recently asked dads to rate their favorite Father's Day foods. And would you believe 9 out of the 10 were made out of butter and/or cheese?
Dad -- the guy who taught you to ride your bike, coached you in Little League and helped you do your algebra homework. A tie just isn't going to cut it, is it?
We're not here to tell you how to run your life. We're mostly just here to provide you with cute pictures of kittens and GIFs you might like. But if we could make a suggestion, don't get your dad any of these things for Father's Day.