The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the way to a woman's heart is through her eyes. Yes, women get red-hot for men who dress in scarlet.
So you're headed to the grocery store to pick up a few of the essentials. You know, bread, milk, some baloney, a jar of peanuts, a 12-pack of Grain Belt Longnecks. Only the things you truly need to survive.
You come strolling out the store into the parking lot, and you see it...
Sturgis Rally brings millions of dollars to the state of South Dakota with folks buying food, gas, and Assless Chaps. Do you know how much Assless Chaps cost!?
Most people who know me are well aware of the penny-pinching that takes place around my persona. When it comes to sunglasses, give me the ZZ Top specials.