Bruised

Guess the Bruised Ass [POLL]
Guess the Bruised Ass [POLL]
Guess the Bruised Ass [POLL]
Yesterday morning I fell down the stairs at my house. I went airborne and landed on my bum and wrist. I'm extremely sore and have bruised my ass pretty good. In fact if feels like I broke my ass! Here is a poll of bruised bums can you guess which one is mine...