- No one seems concerned that Tracy Morgan is being eaten alive by a giant reptile. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Taylor Swift's new Diet Coke ad proves she doesn't know how to hold a pencil. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Bieber is pimping pre-paid debit cards for kids. What could possibly go wrong? [PopBytes]

- Nicki Minaj has a super sassy Pink Pill speaker that tells off men for her. [PopCrush]

- Father of the Year Michael Lohan predicts that rehab will fail his daughter Lindsay. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kate Middleton might love 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.' No. No, we won't believe that. [IDLYITW]

- Rick Ross finally apologizes for his pro-rape lyrics after Reebok kicks him to the curb. [Rickey]

- Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis may get married next spring. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- A doctor did unspeakable things to Liza Minelli's face. [Bohomoth]

- As expected, 'Scary Movie 5' suffers from the fact that it's just not funny. [ScreenCrush]

- Will Ferrell and Peter Dinklage will be joining forces at the MTV Movie Awards. [Lainey Gossip]

- Meanwhile 'Twilight' fans are planning a boycott because 'Breaking Dawn' was "snubbed." [Hypable]

 

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