- Hollywood tried, but Scarlett Johansson never wanted to be the new Marilyn Monroe. [Amy Grindhouse]

- As usual, Lady Gaga's heart is freakish and bedazzled - but in the right place. [Jezebel]

- Gwyneth Paltrow wrote a cookbook titled 'It's All Good.' It's not. [Celebitchy]

- Jay-Z might help score 'The Great Gatsby,' making it already pretty amazing. [ScreenCrush]

- Anne Hathaway is all "whatever" about her work in 'Les Mis.' [DListed]

- Britney Spears might be the next big thing in Bollywood. That is not a spelling mistake. [PopCrush]

- Lindsay Lohan pulls money out of nowhere and goes on a shopping spree in London. [Bohomoth]

- 'American Idol' winner Fantasia Barrino regrets her horrible attack on gay marriage. As she should. [Rickey]

- 'Arrested Development' might premiere around May and get a fifth season. Eeeee! [Hypable]

- PSY is going to kill off 'Gangnam Style' with MC Hammer on New Year's. Happy 2013! [SeriouslyOMG]

 

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