- Adele fined for not registering her baby. Also for not trademarking or timestamping him. [PopCrush]

- Madonna tongues her 24-year-old boyfriend in front of a nauseated audience in Brazil. [Bohomoth]

- 'Nashville' star Hayden Panettiere is single again and we still can't pronounce her last name. [IDLYITW]

- Megan Fox was under the impression that childbirth wouldn't hurt. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Foxx lock lips. This is how you say hello in Hollywood now. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Matthew McConaughey continues to look terrifying in his quest for an Oscar nomination. [Dlisted]

- Drew Barrymore uses a magazine cover as a birth announcement. [Celebitchy]

- Mitt Romney wins the lie of the year. Congratulations, Mitt, you finally won something. [Rickey]

- The CW11 is creating a reality showed based on 'The Hunger Games' with less murder. [Hypable]

- 'Arrested Development' season four is going to be longer than 10 episodes. Thanks Santa! [ScreenCrush]

- The Pope sent out tweets for the first time today. We might have fallen asleep just typing that. [Gawker]

 

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