Shut your husband up by putting him in jail
This is a great way to get your husband to stop acting like an idiot.
On Monday, a woman from La Crosse, Wisconsin says her 53-year-old husband was annoying her. Apparently he was, quote, "talking stupidly" and wouldn't stop swearing.
So the woman decided she was going to get him to stop . . . by pulling into a police station and turning him in for his two outstanding warrants.
She pulled into the La Crosse police headquarters, got out, told the officer about her husband . . . and they arrested him.
There's no word what the warrants were for, what kind of sentence he's looking at . . . or what exact stupid things he was saying.